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Kestrel6
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Posted on September 29 2011 02:25 PM
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[img][/img]picked this off Facebook... marvelous!
Edited by Kestrel6 on October 17 2011 08:29 PM
Blessed are the PURR in heart!
 
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Posted on September 29 2011 03:00 PM
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Kestrel, nothing is showing up... However, if I were to write a letter to math, then it would go something like this: "Dear Math, go die, please!".
I'm NOT lost, I'm just taking the scenic rout!
 
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Posted on October 09 2011 08:14 PM
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My letter would say: "Dear math, if you are so smart then solve your own problems!"
Aspie
 
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Posted on October 09 2011 08:31 PM
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lol. Mine would say " Go pick on someone your own size!" lol.
 
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Since I am working on getting ready for an entrance exam to the Education Dept (read slowly torturing myself with a large, thick math-book in the name of trying to achieve my career goals), I think mine would go "Dear Math, According to my calculations, you have caused me a great deal of stress for your own warped benefit and amusement. Someday, someone will defeat you once and for all. I'll bring popcorn. Just remember, Hitler thought he was a genius. The rest of the world thought he was a sadistic monster. Same thing applies to you."
I'm NOT lost, I'm just taking the scenic rout!
 
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Posted on October 10 2011 01:40 AM
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If i were to write a letter to math I would have nothing to say to it. I would not say anything rude or hurtful, since it has already caused me great harm. I would take the high road and refuse to sink to it's level.
Equations are the devil's sentences. -Stephen Colbert
 
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Posted on October 10 2011 05:41 PM
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Whoa...Danady22 that`s deep...lol.
 
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Posted on October 17 2011 08:26 PM
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Dern it, there was supposed to be a humorous picture there; lemme go find it...
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Can't seem to post the picture, but it says "Dear Math; I am sick and tired of finding your "X". Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON, DUDE!"
Blessed are the PURR in heart!
 
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Posted on December 27 2011 08:38 PM
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Dear Math, enclosed is a bill for my services, as over the years, I've assisted you with your problems, at great personal loss of sanity for myself.
I'm NOT lost, I'm just taking the scenic rout!
 
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Math,
God is the greatest mathematician. He knows formulas that man hasn't yet dreamed exist. God made the universe to move according to his own exquisite mathematical laws, and the flowers to bloom following the DNA he created. Man's collective knowledge of you, Math, is tiny by comparison. - jus'
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Kestrel6 wrote:
Can't seem to post the picture, but it says "Dear Math; I am sick and tired of finding your "X". Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON, DUDE!"
Dear Math,

Since when are letters used in place of numbers in a math equation?Shock

Wink
Algebra? When I learn decimals and fractions, you're welcome to try teaching me, but unless you have the patience of a saint and are very long-lived, good luck with that... Grin
 
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Posted on January 25 2012 02:32 AM
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Dead Math,

I'm sorry, but this just can't go on. I've tried to accept your perfectionist styling, your 'my way or the highway' strategy, and your inability to accept just being 'close' is just too much. I've cried myself to sleep in this relationship, worried about you night after night, been subjucted to rumors and ridicule because I don't just 'get you'.
I'm sorry math, but I'm moving on to other affirs, such as English, politics, and history. At least I'll learn something archaic, how to say it correctly, and maybe get a word or two in.
 
Imayhavedyscalculia
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Posted on January 25 2012 07:34 AM
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Lol. We sound like a bunch of loonys!!
Dear math,
.... I'm sorry but..we must part ways. Your just too much for my little brain to handle. Thank you for understanding!!
- ur enemy.
God is good Smile
 
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LOL!!! These are hilarious. Pfft

Dear Maths,

I know we haven't spoken for a while, but I just wanted to let you know that bullies never prosper. I haven't seen much of you since school and when I do you don't look as if you've done much with your life. You terrified me when we were young but you don't look that big to me now. I love the way you slink around the corner and hide when you see me in the street. Now who's the scaredy cat???

Nah-nah, nah nah nah!!!
Inchworm, Inchworm,
Measuring the marigolds,
Then one day you'll stop and see...
How beautiful they are!
 
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